Warning: while this pattern contains no actual swear words, it has cheeky references to them! No pearl (purl?) clutching necessary—Keep scrolling because this is:

A Very Schitty Knit.

The hat features an easy-to-work Dip Stitch (hence, the name) where you only work with one strand of yarn for any given round. It’s Moira-Approved, and even David Rose has nothing snarky to say about it (because “This…is correct!”).

Knit it for yourself or for your favorite Schitt-Head.

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